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You can only get so far, he’s Ari
There was a young man named Ari
Fell in love with a young gal named Shari
When he was asked why
He said 'Without her, I'd die
She reminds me of the spy Mata Hari'
Ari was invited to go on safari
See the Kalahari but said he was sorry
'I don't need to go to the Congo
When I just as easily can go
To Forlini's and order some calamari'
