Have an Auntie, lives with my Uncle and cat
Every other day, they get into a spat
It's like, they're not feeling well
If they don't scream and yell
They see nothing wrong with that
The other day, wanted an update
About their latest fight, who's more irate
Auntie told me, my Uncle, he's batty
Wanted to throw something at he
When he said he thinks rats are great
Auntie said my Uncle's mad as a hatter
Should quit before his fat head gets fatter
Is your Uncle for real?
Doesn't care how I feel
Pro-rat, huh? What about my feelings? Doesn't Auntie matter?