There was a young man named Mitt
Loved playing baseball but couldn't hit
He wasn't coordinated
So he was subordinated
He was known on the team as Sub Mitt
Dom was Sub Mitt's teammate
They didn't get along so great
They couldn't understand each other
So they couldn't stand each other
Between them there was plenty of hate
As the season progressed it was clear
Regarding these two, the manager had it up to here
He gave Sub Mitt permission
To beat Dom into submission
Which led to Sub Mitt dominating Dom the rest of the year