There once was a man who lived near, Lee
Had a girlfriend he said loved him dearly
Lee would say 'I must be a dunce
I've said this more than once
If I'm so loved should get laid more than once yearly'
I wonder, to you did it ever occur, Lee
You were selfish, never thinking of her, see?
So many times they fought
But it was all for naught
She left Lee, moved to Fort Lee, New Jersey