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Sal can’t attract a decent contractor
The other day I received an invitation
To attend a celebration
My pal Sal, his mortgage he's burning
A day he's long been yearning
Took him 30 years, Sal, take a vacation!
He said to me 'Hope you can help me out
Your advice I can't live without
Want to hire a contractor Don
His expertise I want to count on
There's water in my cellar, Why? Can't figure it out'
'Don told me 'Hmm, that sounds problematic'
Wants to charge me $1,000 bucks! Want to be emphatic
I think this contractor Don
Sounds like a moron
Told him the problem's in the cellar, not the attic!
