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What to do with Lou
There once was a man named Lou
Who forgot how to buckle his shoe
Met a gal one night at a dance
Said 'I'm not looking for a romance
Can you help me unbuckle my pants? Thank you!'
Lou was shrewd like a wascally wabbit
Would visit a monastery, became friends with the Abbot
Said to him 'Our sex life, we both have none
Know some nuns? Let's have some fun
It could be wearing though, let's try and not make it a habit'
