Author Information
Fred needs to change
There was a young man named Fred
Who'd often say 'I wish I was dead
I'm not a bad looking guy
I can't understand why
I can't meet someone to love and eventually wed'
Fred, here's some advice you need to hear
I'm gonna tell it to you loud and clear
To improve your chance
Of finding love and romance
Change your underpants more than twice a year!
UPDATE
I recently received a message from Fred
Who we know has something wrong with his head
I don't believe Fred's a lost cause
Because he now changes his drawers
Not more frequently though, he changes the color instead
