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There once was a man named Don

Who resembled a man named Juan

To every Dad in town, this news was scary 

If they had a daughter, they were wary

Didn't want her to be preyed upon by some wannabe Don Juan

These morons in that town didn't need to worry 

Don and Juan were gay, it was men whose favor they would curry

They both liked Chinese, Don Cantonese, Juan Szechuan

Once they met in a restaurant, Don asked Juan 'Wanna get it on?'

Juan said 'I just came in to use the john Don, I can't stay, I'm in a hurry'