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He wasn’t acting rambunctiously, only dysfunctionally
There once was a young man from Dallas
Who never showed anyone any malice
That was put to the test
When he was placed under arrest
Accused of being in public exposing his phallus
A young lady whose name was Alice
Told police the young man from Dallas
Could not be the phallus exposer
She insisted he knows her
And at the time of the crime wasn't yet taking Cialis
Alice said to the police 'Grow up
You all wanna make me throw up
You accuse him of exposure indecent
When I can prove from the emails he sent
He was too down to expose his phallus, took Cialis hoping it would go up!'
