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About Brent, who liked to vent
There once was a man named Brent
Who never seemed to be content
He'd always complain
He'd drive people insane
Listening all day to Brent vent
To prevent all the venting from Brent
A man was hired, his job, to invent
An anti-venting machine
Instead, rented them a vending machine
Why no anti-venting machine? He didn't know what that meant!
Everyone got so fed up with Brent
They sent an email to Clark Kent
Which he forwarded to Superman
Who responded 'Wanna stop Brent? Sure you can
To prevent any more venting tell Brent to get bent!'
