Murray’s in a hurry

There once was a man named Murray 

Always did everything in a hurry

He was in such a rush

He'd run out to clear the snow and slush 

From his driveway before it began to flurry

 

Murray was an observant Jew

Certain holidays had to fast, Murray knew

Though he didn't fast the whole day

Murray said 'It's okay

I was in a rush, finished the 24 hour fast in 22!'

 

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