There once was a man named Murray
Always did everything in a hurry
He was in such a rush
He'd run out to clear the snow and slush
From his driveway before it began to flurry
Murray was an observant Jew
Certain holidays had to fast, Murray knew
Though he didn't fast the whole day
Murray said 'It's okay
I was in a rush, finished the 24 hour fast in 22!'