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Hippo ❤️ rhino? According to a wino
Bet you're dying to know how I know
About a love between a hippo and rhino
It occurred at the zoo
Every word must be true
I heard it from a homeless wino
A female hippo would cry
Because she couldn't meet the right hippo guy
Her problem was she had a big bottom
So what? All hippos got 'em
The wino didn't explain, so a rhino she decided to try
There was one rhino she knew
Also looking for love, feeling blue
At attracting females was a dud
Loved rolling around in the mud
She thought 'Me too! That's what I love to do'
She was happy with the rhino she chose
The only problem was his nose
They had a difficult time making out
With that sharp horn sticking out of his snout
Did they ever figure the problem out? Only the wino knows
