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Bess has issues she should address
Have you heard about a gal named Bess?
She wanted to buy a new dress
She knew which store to get it
But their store hours, she'd forget it
She called them to avoid any stress
Don't think anyone would be opposed
To the question that Bess posed
Said 'For shopping I only have one day
It's ok if I come on a Sunday?'
Bess was told 'Sunday? Don't, we're closed'
You're not gonna believe this, dude
She showed up at the store Sunday, nude!
Bess said 'Everyone says that I'm dumb
Asked if Sunday was ok to come
Was told 'Don't wear clothes', didn't want to be rude!'
