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Lester, they’d protest, er
There once was a man named Lester
Female college students he'd love to pester
He'd say 'Hey, you a freshman?'
They'd say 'Go away, you fresh, man'
This would go on the entire semester
The students couldn't take any more
They said 'Lester's behavior we deplore
We all have the fear
It will get worse next year
When he's a sophomore, we'll suffer more!'
