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Gloria likes Astoria
I know a young woman named Gloria
Grew up in Flatbush, now lives in Astoria
Says 'Couldn't stay in Flatbush
Didn't have a flat tush
Living in Astoria, I'm in a state of euphoria!
Gloria, your state isn't euphoria, it's hysteria
In Astoria, you might catch malaria
Easy to catch a disease
Need to see the forest for the trees
You'll be safer if you move to Bulgaria
