A man who worked in Macy's named Hugh
Was confused, didn't know what to do
Hugh found out his boss
Got kicked in the head by a horse
Would be out of work for a while, wouldn't you?
Since his boss, for a while, wouldn't be there
Hugh had a thought 'Do I dare?
I'll be the boss!
Need a new wardrobe, of course
Hugo Boss is my best brand to wear!'