I know a young lady named Kate
A recent graduate from a college upstate
Kate was annoyed
No, was not overjoyed
To be unemployed, didn't feel great
But any job that Kate desired
All said 'Experience required'
Had one interview, yes
A job as waitress
Hoped she'd be the one who was hired
Poor Kate! She was heartbroken
She regretted the words she had spoken
When told 'Kate, you're hired' she said 'Great!
So excited to work there, can't wait!'
A waitress who can't wait? 'Kate, you're fired, we're not jokin'!