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He wasn’t cautious, she woke up nauseous
There once was a young gal named Nancy
Felt her life lacked a little romance, see
Thought her problem was solved
When she met, got involved
With Dom, a gentleman who struck Nancy's fancy
If I reported on their love life, they'd be filed
Under a category I'd call 'Extremely Wild'
Dom, you were dumb
Should've used a condom
Now, deal with Nancy's pregnancy, she's having your child
