Old MacDonald had a farm
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The cost to operate his farm
Isn't low, you know
Vendors say 'Pay us, bro'
Need a loan, where to go?
Old MacDonald called his bank
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His bank told Old MacDonald 'No
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Your credit score is far too low
Thought you'd like to know'
Old MacDonald was alarmed
Didn't want to lose the farm
Someone needed to be harmed
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Old MacDonald bought a gun
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Shot both his wife and and his son
Oh my God, oh no!
Old Macdonald 'No one cares'
Ask him why? Get vacant stares
Send to them your thoughts and prayers
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