A woman I know named Carrie
When asked the type of man she'd marry
Said 'Since it's such a joyous occasion
I'm Caucasian, prefer to wed an Asian'
'I'd sail across the ocean
For a man who was Laotian
If he was Vietnamese
He'd be a man I'd love to please'
'But I'd never marry a man from Thailand
Another man I'd always choose
Why settle for a Thai?
I'm in it to win it, not Thai, not lose!'