I have friends who are from Buenos Aires
Their families don't discuss sex till a girl marries
Will talk about Santa Claus
Ask at what age does a woman reach menopause?
They'll tell you 'It depends. O varies'
If you have a husband, learn to please he
Try your best to stay hot, or he'll freeze, see
If he complains and he begs
You to give him some eggs
Don't say ’Eggs, want them ovar ies, see?'