There was a young lady named Sue, she
Was engaged to a young man named Stu, see
Sue knew Stu was a nosher
So she'd cook up some kasha
Stu said 'I love kasha but I prefer sushi'
Sue said 'I take offense at that remark, it
Could mean our relationship's lost its spark, it
May be too late
But if you're willing to wait
After 8, I'll get you 1/2 off sushi at the Japanese market'