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Blutarsky has made the grade
At the University of Michigan
A new way to grade freshmen will begin
Don't want these new students to be afraid
Might get upset getting a letter grade
If they take a course and get a D
Suicide? A possibility
They're under pressure, dial it down a notch
My advice, they all should watch
Animal House
Animal House
Animal House
About a wacky fraternity
Before our age of post-modernity
Back then college didn't cost as much
Delta House did things, today, you wouldn't touch
A character like Bluto, wouldn't see today
Zero point zero was his GPA
Love this movie, it's a lot of fun
Recall Bluto ended up in Washington
Google his name, you'll see, he's got it made
He's a Trump senior aide
In the White House
In the White House
In the White House..
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