There's a gal I know, her name is Kamala
Who took a trip to Guatemala
Upon returning she'd hoot and holler
'That trip? A waste of my hard-earned dollar
I never should've left Walla Walla!'
Kamala, have some advice for you
If you want peace of mind here's what you do
Adopt a koala
Or study Kabbalah
Madonna did, you can too!