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Thith happened to my friend, he's tho pitthed 

He thwallowed thome paper clipsth

I can't thop the teathin'

For thome unknown reathon

He now talksth like he hath a lispth

My friend, he thaid 'Omg

What a crathy thing to happen to me 

To make thure everything's fine

I'll find a doctor online

Is it malignant or benign? We thall see'

He thold me 'Asked the doctor, ith it canther?

For a moment, did not get an anther

Thought, compathion he lacks

Then he thaid 'Pleathe relax 

I just want you to thake off your panther'