This story sucks, only partially

A gentleman who sat in a plane 

Has a good reason, I think, to complain 

His arms, they were burned

Because we have learned 

He nearly got sucked out the window? Insane!

 

Think this gentleman has a good case

These airlines, unpleasant facts they must face 

If he wanted a suck that was full

But he got one partial

That sucks, management, need to replace!

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/10/world/europe/ryanair-plane-greece-passenger-broken-window.html?eafs_enabled=false

 

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