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There was a young man named Luke 

I wouldn't say Luke was a kook

But he was a low talker

Was no Luke Skywalker 

Women, all they gave him, a rebuke 

Luke met a young lady named Leia 

He told her he wanted to lay her

Leia said yes

But before she'd undress 

Told Luke he'd have to pay her

One day Luke was in the elevator 

When he happened to meet Darth Vader

He said 'Hey Darth, what's the story?'

'I'm going on Maury'

'Ok then, I'll see you later'

Luke was feeling so low

He texted his friend Han Solo

Han said 'Promise ah'll get back, Ah

Wanna finish mah chewin' tobaccah'

Luke said 'Ok, I guess so'

Luke, I'm at a loss

All you wanted was to have intercourse 

But chance after chance passed you by

I'm left wondering why

Why didn't you use any force?