I have a neighbor named Ian
A nice man, everybody's agreein'
Has a wife Anna Lee
The love of his life, she
He's an American, Anna Lee's European
Every morning from bed, Ian rises
He doesn't want any surprises
Says to Anna Lee
'I must get up and pee
On that subject, no compromises'
Anna Lee says 'I hear you my dear
You know what to do, it is clear
Have a good pee
Do me a favor, sweetie?
Close the door so I don't have to hear'