He need to be peein’ She European

I have a neighbor named Ian

A nice man, everybody's agreein'

Has a wife Anna Lee

The love of his life, she

He's an American, Anna Lee's European

 

Every morning from bed, Ian rises

He doesn't want any surprises

Says to Anna Lee

'I must get up and pee

On that subject, no compromises'

 

Anna Lee says 'I hear you my dear

You know what to do, it is clear

Have a good pee

Do me a favor, sweetie?

Close the door so I don't have to hear'

 

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