My apartment house has a doorman named Manny
People say 'It's uncanny
You may think I'm looney
You strongly resemble George Clooney
Manny says 'I know, that's why women, I get many'
Normally pleasant and engaging
Lately, at everyone, Manny's been raging
Manny says 'OMG!
Please accept my apology
When I look in the mirror, don't like how I'm aging'
Manny, I know aging is hard
For many years in women's fantasies you've starred
For George Clooney, got mistook
Now doubt, that way you no longer look?
Insecure? Quit this job! Become a security guard!