Couples therapy may help

I know a husband and wife 

Who fight every day of their life

Doesn't matter the season

Don't even need a reason

He's sharp as a marble, aggravating his wife

 

He'll say 'I can't stand you' She'll respond 'What?

You think you're a good husband? Sorry, you're not

If you ever said to me 'I love you' I'd faint

All my friends husbands say it, not you, you ain't 

Smart to know things like that mean a lot'

 

I heard her husband needed to visit the ER

She felt his answer went one step too far

He said, 'You think I'm stupid? Well, I'm not 

You don't think I know what means a lot?

A lot is a designated area where you park your car!'

 

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