I know a husband and wife
Who fight every day of their life
Doesn't matter the season
Don't even need a reason
He's sharp as a marble, aggravating his wife
He'll say 'I can't stand you' She'll respond 'What?
You think you're a good husband? Sorry, you're not
If you ever said to me 'I love you' I'd faint
All my friends husbands say it, not you, you ain't
Smart to know things like that mean a lot'
I heard her husband needed to visit the ER
She felt his answer went one step too far
He said, 'You think I'm stupid? Well, I'm not
You don't think I know what means a lot?
A lot is a designated area where you park your car!'