The big news this week in NYC
No, not the heat, hot as hell, see
It's the wedding of the year, omg
Of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
Madison Square Garden, it's there
They plan to tie the knot
I assume it's a catered affair
Know what they're eating? Do not
I came up with an idea
A suggestion for this couple of fame
As I do, to make things clear
I always go back to the name
I came up with the following
A good choice when the weather gets moister
May take a bit of swallowing
Hey! Tastes like a Rocky Mountain oyster!
Taylor Swift Travis Kelce = Try favoritesticle slaw, k?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters