Taylor & Travis, have a ball!

The big news this week in NYC

No, not the heat, hot as hell, see

It's the wedding of the year, omg

Of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

 

Madison Square Garden, it's there 

They plan to tie the knot

I assume it's a catered affair 

Know what they're eating? Do not

 

I came up with an idea 

A suggestion for this couple of fame

As I do, to make things clear 

I always go back to the name

 

I came up with the following 

A good choice when the weather gets moister 

May take a bit of swallowing 

Hey! Tastes like a Rocky Mountain oyster!

 

Taylor Swift Travis Kelce = Try favoritesticle slaw, k?

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters

 

 

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