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His name was Alan Greenspan 

Believe this if you can

I couldn't, I admit 

When I read his obit 

It said that he was a chair, man!

Why was Alan Greenspan a chair?

Does anyone really care?

He could've wanted to be a table 

But maybe was emotionally unstable 

Was unable to..think I'll leave it there 

Alan Greenspan was 100 years old 

If his wife wants to do something bold

She would, think she should 

Chop him up, use for firewood

People do that with old chairs I'm told

Being a chair sounds very boring

Probably spend all your time snoring 

Find something to do, chair! Get high!

A high chair? What a great idea from I!

Instead of snoring, all sorts of drugs you'll be scoring!

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/22/us/alan-greenspan-dead.html