I have a old friend named Liam
It's always a pleasure to see him
When he visits New York
Through the city we'll walk
If he wants to, check out a museum
Liam is usually agreeable to any one
But one particular museum he'll shun
Liam says 'There's no way in hell
I'll go there, it must smell
Mention it again, our friendship is done'
When Liam said that, it gave me a start
Then to figure it out, I got smart
Omg, it makes sense!
It's about flatulence
Would you visit the Museum oFart?