I think it’s a gas, personally

I have a old friend named Liam

It's always a pleasure to see him

When he visits New York

Through the city we'll walk

If he wants to, check out a museum 

 

Liam is usually agreeable to any one

But one particular museum he'll shun

Liam says 'There's no way in hell

I'll go there, it must smell 

Mention it again, our friendship is done'

 

When Liam said that, it gave me a start

Then to figure it out, I got smart

Omg, it makes sense!

It's about flatulence 

Would you visit the Museum oFart?

 

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