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Want the full story? Gotta watch Maury
Was watching 'Maury' the other day
Couldn't believe what I heard this man say
His ex-girlfriend accused him of being her baby's father
He said 'Yes I am! No need to go any farther'
Since he admitted it, no need to check the DNA
He said 'Will I run away from my responsibility? No sir
My wish? To her and our baby, get closer'
I tell you, for a minute I didn't know
Was I watching the Maury show?
Where were the usual crazies, where'd they go, huh?'
