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There once was a woman named Edie 

Whose husband Ed suffered from ED

Ed couldn't get it up

Edie was fed up 

Said 'Ed, you must find a way to please me'

Ed saw his doctor who said 

'These pills should solve your problem in bed 

When you're ready, need to allow

An hour for them to work, then wow!

Your wife will go crazy, I guarantee Ed'

That night, Ed took the pills, then waited 

For them to take effect as his doctor stated 

Told Edie 'It won't be long now'

Edie said 'Omg! Holy cow!

'It won't be long now'? That's what about you I hated!'