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Vernon & Laverne
There was a young man named Vernon
Who was living in Mt Vernon
Fell in love with a young gal Laverne
But a lesson Vernon didn't learn
Caused many sleepless nights, tossin' and turnin'
He'd say 'Laverne, you're so hot
Show me what you got
What you got concealed
Needs to be revealed
Am I jokin'? No, I'm not'
Laverne said 'Honey, gotta teach you a lesson
What I say hope you don't find depressin'
You say I turn you on
If I have less on?
You moron, I'm Laverne! With me don't be messin'!'
