A recent immigrant who calls himself Norm
Says 'This system's in need of reform
Where I'm from, no one would force me
Not like here, in a detention center they'll toss me
Because I refuse to fill out a 'Change of Address' form
'Don't think it's necessary, do you?
If there's one thing obviously true
Look at me if you can
You can see I'm a man
A man who don't wear a dress! Won't do!'
Norm, now that the weather's getting warm
There's a new form, sure to cause a storm
Starting in July, be prepared
It's only a few questions, don't be scared
All recent immigrants must fill out the 'Change to a Sundress' form