Neither smart, shouldn’t part

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Teytonon

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There once was a man named Bill

Who Trump thought would fit the bill

As Director of Intelligence

Bill, not the smartest of gents but it makes sense

Trump ever pick anyone qualified for a position he has to fill?

What happened is far from funny, though I have to laugh

Trump told Bill he needed to slash his staff

Bill 'Should I take what you say literally?'

Trump 'Yes, don't screw it up and take it liberally'

Bill got a machete and guess what? Slashed his staff in half!