There was a born-again Christian named Vin
Bored with the life he found himself in
Decided 'Who would it hurt
If I chose to convert?
Become a Hindu, where to begin?'
I say, Vin, the most important place to begin
Is if you're a Hindu, be aware this is a sin
Don't have a cow man
I don't know how man
You'll deal with this, couldn't as a vegetarian!