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Been like this since their nephew’s bris
There was a Jewish man named Lou
Who wanted to leave his wife Sue
Said 'I have to leave Sue, see
She gave me the flu, see'
I'd do the same thing, wouldn't you?
Lou, a man someone should scold
The truth here is not being told
Lou, stop with the lying!
Your wife Sue is crying
She didn't give you the flu, she gave you a cold!
