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He's a Muslim, wishes his wife was slim
Abdul was a Muslim you'd often hear holler
'Need someone to help me, Inshallah
I know how crazy this sounds
My wife weighs 300 pounds
What's the pound worth compared to the dollar?'
This was a problem Abdul couldn't dodge
He liked living large, this was a little too large
He needed ablution
Abdul's solution?
He went and performed the Hajj
