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This Kitty has been sheltered too long
She was a sweet young thing named Kitty
An innocent country girl living in the big city
Every day she would sob
'Had to quit my new job'
What's the reason you had to quit, Kitty? 'He!'
'He', my boss, said 'I like you, I'm very impressed
Wanna keep you, I think you're the best
But the government now requires a test
Of your loyalty, please get undressed'
Then he started poking me in the chest! Ow! Still black & blue, need a rest
You had to realize he was crazy, didn't you Kitty?
'I guess, thought that's how things are done in the city
So naive am I
When I asked my boss 'Why?
ls this necessary? 'Yes, in order to verify you 'I dent titty'
