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Greg doesn’t have two legs to stand on
Sit down, relax, and listen to the amazing tale of Greg's
Was born with nothing below his waist, did not have any legs
Instead of living all his life as a person in need
Greg had the determination to prove he could succeed
He developed the most amazing strength in his upper body
Folks began to notice Greg was unlike anybody
Greg was getting fans, awed by what they'd see
Was booked on 'America's Got Talent', Greg is on TV!
Went on the show, the audience loved it, gave him a big hand
Now here comes the part that no one can understand
Instead of enjoying the moment, letting the feeling linger
Greg yelled obscenities at the crowd and gave them all the finger
When Greg got backstage he was met by the producer of the show
Who said 'What the hell was that about? We have a right to know!'
Greg said 'That audience didn't give me the thing for which I beg
Gave me a hand that I don't need, what I need from them, a leg!'
