I know an older lady named Roxie
Roxie's got plenty of moxie
She's a feisty old broad
Uses language, my Lord!
Like some sailor you'd see on the dock, see?
Taking the advice of her Doc, see
Roxie now lives with her son in Biloxi
He says she's not well
Every day she will yell
'Biloxi's hell! Can't find any bagels and lox, see!'