It's as if from a bad dream I woke
Can't anyone take a joke?
I heard a nasty rumor
Some have lost their sense of humor
Those people I'd like to choke
With that in mind here's a riddle, er
It's funnier than a roof on a fiddler
I know you'll adore it
In your head you should store it
If you don't like it, talk to Bette Midler
What's the diff between in golf shooting an ace
And Donald Trump, the man I'd love to replace?
An ace is a hole-in-one
Donald Trump is an a-hole, he's one
These are facts his supporters can't face!