Like it, hate it or stay in the middle

It's as if from a bad dream I woke 

Can't anyone take a joke?

I heard a nasty rumor 

Some have lost their sense of humor

Those people I'd like to choke

 

With that in mind here's a riddle, er

It's funnier than a roof on a fiddler 

I know you'll adore it

In your head you should store it

If you don't like it, talk to Bette Midler

 

What's the diff between in golf shooting an ace

And Donald Trump, the man I'd love to replace?

An ace is a hole-in-one

Donald Trump is an a-hole, he's one

These are facts his supporters can't face!

 

 

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