Knew there had to be a reason

The news may make you cry

Some may even want to die 

If you seek a green card

Trump's made it 10 times as hard

Immigrants must return to their country to apply

 

Donald Trump is a schmuck, we know 

But he always gets what he wants, why so?

Ask Nancy Pelosi

She oughta know, see

I'll tell you why I know that to be so

 

On Capitol Hill there's a rumor 

Not that Trump has a brain tumor 

He has a video of Nancy and Chuck

Together doing..OMG!! WTF??

Couldn't find anyone younger, Chuck Schumer?

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/us/politics/green-card-changes-trump.html

 

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