The news may make you cry
Some may even want to die
If you seek a green card
Trump's made it 10 times as hard
Immigrants must return to their country to apply
Donald Trump is a schmuck, we know
But he always gets what he wants, why so?
Ask Nancy Pelosi
She oughta know, see
I'll tell you why I know that to be so
On Capitol Hill there's a rumor
Not that Trump has a brain tumor
He has a video of Nancy and Chuck
Together doing..OMG!! WTF??
Couldn't find anyone younger, Chuck Schumer?
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/us/politics/green-card-changes-trump.html