There's a young lady from Boulder
Whose strongest desire is a man to hold her
She'll say 'Being alone's what I hate
But can't find a man to date
Or even just cry on his shoulder'
This young lady's Mom says 'I've told her
This 100 times, she listen? She gets bolder
'Honey, don't be a jerk
Did you do your homework?
You're only 9! Dating's not fine, not till you're older!'