There once was a man named Dwight
Everyone agreed, his brain didn't work right
If you asked him 'Dwight, what are you doing today?'
'Why would I do anything to day?' He'd say
The one I have the problem with is night'
'I'd like to settle my problem with night
If that happens, I'd be filled with delight
But after working all day I'm too tired
Coffee won't help, I'd be wired
Night would keep me from sleeping, just for spite'