The story of Joan of Arc - mostly true

Know the story of Joan of Arc?

If you don't, don't remain in the dark 

A vampire you ain't 

Joan of Arc is a Saint 

To the French she provided a spark

 

Joan of Arc lived in the Middle Ages

Which caused her uncontrollable rages

Like you've never seen 

She was only a teen

You know these wacky teenagers 

 

The French at that time were fighting a war 

Against the English, how long were they fighting for?

100 Years? That's a century!

Why didn't they stop after 3?

I guess they liked to fight, wanted more 

 

Joan said to the French Army 'You're pathetic!

You guys, you want me to get sick?

Put on your big-boy pants

Do it for France!

If the English capture me, they'll say I'm uh..heretic!

 

After they did, Joan said 'You're making a big mistake 

You're burning me at the stake?

My life is well, done 

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Marie Antoinette? She'll let you eat cake!

 

 

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