There's a young gal I know named Mae
Who caused some confusion, I'd say
Not about her engagement
Was about the arrangement
She made for her wedding day
Mae wished to be wed in May
She needed to choose what day
She wanted the 21st
That day wasn't good, was the worst
I'll explain why that's so, ok?
Take a look at the 2026 calendar
You'll see why May 21st's bad for her
Mae can't wed that day
That's not a Wed day
Wed is May 20th, Mae, wait till Thur!